From the CD "Misspoken Word"

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Nervous from Calvin Klein.

Off the CD "Misspoken Word"

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Litigation Man enters the world of nature documentaries and sees opportunities.

Neurotic turn ons.

It could happen.

Well yes the side effects of life.

Includes "Yes We Clams" "Cheney Back Ribs" and much much more

I cant find a pair of matching sox let alone figure out the universe but that doesn't stop me from trying.

What happens when you watch back to back Half ton Teen, followed by Half Ton Mom, followed by Half Ton Dad

Fat Albert Einstein etc

Some audio suggestions.

What happens when a suicide hotline gets crossed with a takeout Chinese restaurant. "Chopped Seweycide Hotline"

Xmas carols sung by the Illinois Governor including "Iron Bars"

"Blago Needs The Bling" "Senate Seat Gold"

"Dradle, dradle, dradle We made you out of Shanks"

audio Blog'goyavich.

"Bla, Bla, Bla, Blagojevitch I aint' the Prez's Illinois Well dressed Bitch"

My Dryer Knob is Broken there is a wrench holding it in place Men are From Mars Women are From Venus. Household problems as seen from the two sexes.

DJ Jewish does "We Went to A Passover Dinner"

Another installation from the Chinese restaurant owner fielding suicide calls.

What happens when you accompany a blind woman to an adult bookstore.

The onion layers of the bankruptcy scam never end.

Franklin Mint Presents The Handbasket in Which the World is Going to Hell in

Inner monologue of a White Guy Dancing. What travels through men's heads like mine as they attempt the awkward.

The smash hit play is driving us all crazy.

Mr. Microphone updated for medical procedures.

The strange story of how If butterfly wings are ground into perfume it may end up splashed on the a woman victimized by the consequences of Indiana firemen having big butts.

The new sequel to Men are From Mars Women Are From Venus

My girlfriend cleaned out my frig. God help us all.

The archaeology of tacky.

From Popeil a new product...

What if you had to listen to the song "Twenty Million bottles of Beer on the Wall"

He lives!

Runs an all you can eat restaurant called "The End"

What happens when you watch too much coverage of the presidential election.

A man contemplates time while a New Yorker talks to him about the "journeee"

Using my magic spatula I imagine what my listeners are doing right now

(besides gutting a deer)

First there was Nightquil then Dayquil for during the day but what about cold medicine during a solar eclipse.

Hair Mayonnaise it really exists.

How much of your life is left expressed in a fraction.

We ask the people on the imaginary streets what they would like to see in a lifetime movie

Found this at Wal Mart.

What if a man wandered the land looking for meaning and stumbled into this?

Very, very "dramatic" story of a man who lost his hat in my septic tank.

Whatever your listening to right before a fatal car crash may affect your journey in the afterlife.

What if MRI machines had their own radio network.

ADD HDTV. For people with attention deficit disorder who want high definition TV

The famous playoff debacle of the Chicago Cubs a few years back was eerily reminscent to the crash of the Hindenburg.

The local grocery store has fake thunderstorm effects in the produce aisle.

I mistook them for real.

Mel Gibson's new project.

My electricity disconnection notice done as Misspoken word.

My uncle was the character to end all characters.

 

Mr. Art Microphone.

What if there was a Mr. Microphone for the world of artistic pretensiousness.

What happens when a suicide hotline number is accidentally listed as the same number for a Chinese restaurant.

Atheistic headgear to tests atheists when a gun is literally held to their head. Right wing ola, granola for conservatives.

The narcissistic cell phone.

Guided Meditations. Relaxation techniques for the modern stressed world.

 What to if God forbid your luxury SUV experiences a bump in the road. I try and talk you down.

A friend of mine, a counselor at a high school told me thao "Blood Borne Pathogen Bingo"  exists as a teaching aide.

Mock commercials for Edgar Allan Poe's Vericose Vein Clinic.

"Doth quote the raven vericose veins never more"

Plus Squirels Gone Wild featuring squirrels doing flashing and sexually suggestive acts.

The Story of Bob. A Man who only listened to "Hooked on Classics: A Fifth of Beethoven" and said "Superrr" at the end of every sentence.

My friends break me the news intervention style that I'm not funny.

Features George singing Walking in a Shi'ite Wonderland plus Dick Cheney's Blow Your Face off Caroling.

The airline for the disenfranchised, for the security risks none of the other airlines will take.

What if John MacClean teamed with Shirley MacClean of past lives therapy fame. Their next film might be "Die Harder So You Come Back as a Janitor"

Drunks on a train while I learn I am not good at Whew who.

The Ipod Moyle, the Ipod Traction for those who dance like the commercials plus more.